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Unfortunately, no one is quite sure where Dan, “The Dance” is.. I have not seen or heard from The Dance in roughly three years. As you remember, our last encounter took place in beautiful Miami beach, where an unemployed Trees (and his vices) added thousands of dollars of credit card debt to his namesake – in a cry for help scenario that no one could have seen coming.
You remember this video recap:
The Dance & SLZ TRZ Infest Miami : Another JumpTheTurnstyle.com Visual from sleezy trees on Vimeo.
Those were the fucking days man. I was a crisp 27 years old and in the prime of my life.
But enough about me, let’s focus on the Dan at hand..
Here are my favorite “The Dance” poasts of all time in no particular order:
The Dance fawns over Ryan Leslie .. (Why?).
The Dance attempts to give some gonzo style journalism to a Shonie (who?) record release party and fails..
The Dance deals with an angry witch living in his apartment complex.. Part 1 | Copies her style.. Part 2 | And fails to follow up with a conclusion.. Part 3
Dance’s review of miami strip clubs which eventually got a reply from a miami strip club stripper..
The famed Mike Ecko saga will live forever in the hallowed JTTS hall of fame series of poasts Part 1 | Part 2
The Dance warns us all of the dangers of text messaging in a hilarious fashion ..
A poast that got JTTS another cease and desist.. maybe Dan’s most legendary work.. The Cruise Story in 3 Parts (LONG READ) | The Cease and Desist Poast from “In Da Hood Entertainment”?
Mos Def vs.. CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS? Yep.. Mos get’s sunned heavily by the Hitch. Lively debate in the comments section. Good shit.
So that’s it. We miss the young lord around these parts. Where he is, what he is doing… no one knows.
